And Look at the Mess the Elephants Are Making
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 at 09:10AM
Figaro

mp_878467_bCircus-Elephant-with-Clown-Sarasota-Florida-Posters.jpgQuote:  “All a big tent strategy seems to be doing is attracting a bunch of clowns.”  Tom McClusky, chief lobbyist for the Family Research Council, a Christianist group, in the L.A. Times.

Figure of Speech:  literal cliché, a figure of thought that reduces an idiom to absurdity.

The Christian right is talking about a “pink purge” of gay Republicans on Capitol Hill and in the White House.  (Pink purge, actually, is a synecdoche. Don’t we just love figurative politicians?)

An evangelical lobbyist justifies this not-really-Stalinist policy with one of Figaro’s favorite rhetorical devices.  If you want to sound witty, do what Mr. McClusky does:  take a cliché literally.

Opponent: Don’t pour the baby out with the bathwater.

You: No, let’s just pull the plug.

By responding literally to a cliche like that, you seem to agree with your opponent even while you contradict him.  It’s a kind of argument ju-jitsu.   In this case, the Christianists want to throw out grown Republicans, not babies.  But they’re still draining the tub.

Snappy Answer:  “Maybe the problem is the ringmaster.”

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