Kramer's Self-Lynching
Tuesday, November 21, 2006 at 04:23PM
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kramer_lynching.jpgQuote:  “At last I feel vindicated for finding him to be the least funny character on that show.  After Jerry, that is.”   Comment on The Defamer.

Figure of Speech:  anesis (an-EE-sis), the lessening figure.  From the Greek, meaning “abating.”

When the bad-haired, unfunny Michael Richards played Kramer on Seinfeld, we thought he was channeling Phyllis Diller.  Turns out he’s really a serious Borat. “Shut up!” he replied wittily to African-American hecklers during his “comedy” routine, adding a nostalgic description of a lynching and liberal use of the N-word.

A Defamer participant named Trixie from Toronto responds with an anesis, one of the subtlest, most enjoyable figures.  The anesis begins with a thought and promptly unravels it with a devastating follow-up.  Trixie’s anesis kills two celeb birds with one stone:  Kramer was the least funny character on Seinfeld.  After Jerry.

Cue the rimshot.

Snappy Answer:  He’s taking a sensitivity workshop.  From Mel Gibson.

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