So Be Good for Goodness’ Sake
Friday, March 3, 2006 at 08:52AM
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bushclaus.jpgQuote:  “This is Santa Claus negotiating.” George Perkovich of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, in the Washington Post.

Figure of Speechperiphrasis (pa-RIH-phra-sis), the figure that swaps a description with a proper noun, or vice versa.

The U.S. and India just concluded a deal that lets the world’s largest democracy ignore the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty and build fast-breeder reactors. Two of them will be free to make nuclear weapons without UN inspection.  The Carnegie Endowment’s veep for studies registers his dismay with a periphrasis (“to declare around”).

We invaded Iraq in pursuit of non-existent weapons of mass destruction, because Iraq was bad; we’re helping India make nukes because India is good. The logic is nothing new. We used it during the Cold War when we supported Osama bin Laden.

Snappy Answer:  “Indians don’t believe in Santa, so they’re going to Hell anyway.”

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