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George W. Bush has put on a wig and rimless glasses and started talking like…Bush.

And I love America where we are more tolerant than other countries are. And are more accepting of some of these choices that sometimes people want to believe reflects solely on an individual’s values or not. Homosexuality, I am not gonna judge people.

Sarah Palin [disguised as Bush] in the Katie Couric interivew

You really can’t blame him. After 8 years as President, he probably figures he’s up for a promotion.

For a Figarovian analysis of Bushspeak—uh, Palinspeak—click here.