Annoy a Moderate. Make Stupid Bumper Stickers.

From Ask Figaro:

Hi,
There is a bumper sticker that reads, “Annoy a Liberal, Succeed, Be Happy.”  What kind of argument is that?  A fallacy? Thanks,
Diahn

Dear Diahn,

When I say tomato, do you say tomahto? I ask not just because of the way you spell your name. Like your annoying quotation, my question is an isocolon (Greek for “equal member”), a figure that repeats phrases or clauses of similar length. 

We won’t call a foul on the bumper sticker, because it’s within bounds to imply that liberals, egalitarian souls that they are, would resent a self-made fat cat.  But surely the right can do better than that.  How about “Annoy a Liberal, Inherit Money, Say You Earned It?”  No, that wouldn’t quite work either. “Annoy a Liberal, Shoot a Burglar” might be closer to the mark.  Figaro prefers, “Annoy a Liberal, Make a Bumper Sticker That Begins with ‘Annoy a Liberal.’”

Any other suggestions for annoying liberals and conservatives?

Fig.

Comments

[dogscratcher]

How about,
"Astound a liberal, make a cogent argument."

[tsgarp]

It does diverge from the original construction, but...

Vote Republican: It's easier than thinking.

[Sabrina]

It came to me suddenly, as if in a dream:

Annoy everyone. Talk real loud.

[dogscratcher]

On a peripherally related note, read to the last panel:

http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=22047

[John]

Annoy a liberal, Tell them that old these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
This mesage is NOT acceptedWe hANNOY , acknowledge, affirm, confirm; accredit, endorse (or indorsed), validate; initial, sign; license (or licence), reapprove, endorsed, or payed for, by
Obama, or nancy pelosi.

[John]

Annoy a liberal, Tell them that we hold these truths to be self-evident,
that all men are created eqaual, that they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the
pursuit of Happines
This mesage is NOT accepted, acknowledge, affirm, confirm; accredit, endorse (or indorsed), validate; initial, sign; license (or licence), reapprove, endorsed, or payed for, by
Obama, or nancy pelosis.