He Just Cornered the Cat Vote
Quote: “We will not hand any Kurdish man to Turkey, even a Kurdish cat.” Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, a Kurd, quoted in the New York Times.
Figure of Speech: adynata (a-din-AH-ta), the last-people-on-earth figure. From the Greek, meaning “without power.”
Kurdish militants ambushed Turkish soldiers a few miles from the border with Iraq. Now Turkey is threatening to send its army across the border, and it’s demanding that Iraq capture the Kurdish militant leaders and extradite them to Istanbul.
Instead of a mere “No way, Dude,” President Talabani retorts with a fine adynata — a figure of thought that refuses a proposition by positing an absurdly desperate or favorable hypothetical example. A boy in high school might hear the adynata for the first time when he asks a girl for a date: “Even if you and I were the last people on earth,” she answers, “and the survival of the species depended on us, I still wouldn’t go out with you.” (For another example, involving a naked research assistant and a crate of whippets, click here.)
You can understand why girls used the adynata on young Figaro. But why is the Iraqi chief of state talking about Kurdish cats? Because he’s in a tight spot, politically. Iraqis are not keen on having yet another army invade them. On the other hand, Talabani’s entire political base consists of Kurds. He’s talking super tough while quietly encouraging some backroom diplomacy.
Rhetorical Lesson of the Day: When a politician spins hard one way, watch him run in the opposite direction.
Snappy Answer: “We’ll trade you five Turkish cats for one Kurdish militant.”
Reader Comments (15)
Kidding.
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I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE."
From Green Eggs and Ham, of course. Divine uttered another fine example in the John Waters movie "Female Trouble", but I'm going with the G-rated example for now.
Rave on, Figaro!
Dr. Seuss, ne Ted Geisel, was a Dartmouth grad. During first-year student orientation, green eggs & ham were served while a student dressed as a monk read the book in a hieratic tone.
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